1.UM, yeah, for starters, our dinner tables look like something out of a royal wedding:
2.And our cakes can't be ordinary. Just marvel at this concoction, rivaling the height and length of the Great Wall of China:
3.We gotta beautify everything, the whole house, the chimney, the barandales, el perro...
4.And check out this subtle* holiday parrillada.
5.There are piñatas, and then there are holiday piñatas, which are just. so. extra.
6.And when it comes to making hallacas, casi ni nos esforzamos por hacer como un millón.
7.UH, THIS IS AN ~INTIMATE~ LATINO HOLIDAY PARTY:
8.And this, a Latin household decked out in an understated manner:
9.We all have that tía whose arbolitos look like the North Pole exploded onto a pine tree:
10.TBH we don't care if our tree is bigger than our house; we gonna fit it in.
11.Wanna see a nacimiento that's 100 meters long and 20 wide? Just visit a Latin household during las fiestas.
12.Really, we're so extra we even have to decorate the freakin' sky.
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