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Who Said It: "VEEP's" Selina Meyer Or A Real Politician?

Sometimes it’s hard to believe some of these quotes weren’t part of a script. Become a fan of VEEP for more content leading up to the Season 3 premiere April 6 at 10:30 p.m., only on HBO.

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1. "I was known as the chief graverobber of my state."

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2. "Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it."

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3. "I'm the Veep I never wanted to be."

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4. "This is an impressive crowd: The haves, and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite, I call you my base."

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5. "I'm gonna shut down the shutdown."

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6. "When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal."

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7. "Glasses make me look weak. It's like a wheelchair for the eye."

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8. “It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I’m pretty sure.”

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9. "I didn't fire him because he was a dumb son of a b****, although he was, but that's not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three-quarters of them would be in jail."

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10. "Oooh, do you have your own time zone here, too?"

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11. "Who wrote this s***?"

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12. "Why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the f****** point?"

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13. "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

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14. "Well, we are the United States of America because we are united, and we are states, and we are of America."

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