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Being tough means having your wits about you. So... not this.
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There's also a degree of just knowing your limitations. So...not this.
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But you don't have to go as far as carrying your bride to the altar to demonstrate your love/weight-bearing skills
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Just remember that overcomplicating things won't make you inherently tough or impressive.
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Nor will wearing a dressing gown while doing anything but the dishes.
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Above all, if you ask someone to videotape your trick, make sure you know how to do your trick.
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...Because failing on the internet is forever, and it's not the tough look you're going for.
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Nor is landing in anything other than a pool while wearing Speedos.
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Know that showing off is usually the precursor to disaster.
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Actually, this is pretty much exactly how not to be tough.
Something that knows exactly how to be tough is the Vauxhall ADAM ROCKS AIR. Because you don't have to be big to be tough.
