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    Beanie Feldstein Is One Of The Funniest Celebrities On Twitter — Here Are 25 Tweets To Prove It

    Her tweets are the celebrity gift that keeps on giving.

    What's not to love about Beanie Feldstein? She's a talented actor, a kind human being, and an all-around delight.

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    Plus, she's got a hilarious sense of humor to boast.

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    Don't believe me?! Check out these 25 funny tweets that prove she's the perfect Twitter follow.

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    1.

    SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING BETTER THAN BRANDY’S CINDERELLA!!! I’M WAITING!!!!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    2.

    apparently I have the world at my fingertips!!!!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    3.

    THIS LITTLE JEW HAS NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS https://t.co/L8lq9qVrpe

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    4.

    Do you think frosting loves me as much as I love frosting...?

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    5.

    i'm hereby rebranding stretch marks as snack marks!!! WHO IS WITH ME!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    6.

    last night I was going through security at the Hollywood Bowl & the woman checking bags stopped my purse and very loudly asked: “EXCUSE ME MISS IS THIS PEPPER SPRAY IN YOUR BAG?” I looked in my bag, saw what she was referring to and replied: “That is my inhaler!” Gotta be me!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    7.

    i feel so powerful because i have tricked the algorithm that gives you ads: they think i have a baby cause i can only use baby skin products but joke is on them I JUST AM A (BEANIE) BABY

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    8.

    why have I been sleeping on Mona Lisa Smile all these years!!!!! just watched it for the first time!!!!!!! a feminist manifesto with too many queens to count!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    9.

    me strutting down 8th ave in chelsea while feeding my girlfriend whole wheat challah with my hands is quite literally my pride 🌈🌈🌈

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    10.

    Just brushed my teeth in an airport bathroom and a little girl at the next sink with a stuffed animal giraffe draped over her shoulder looked like me when I was younger but she also looked at me like she was really disappointed in the girl she’d grow up to be!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    11.

    just rediscovered the vanilla meringues from trader joe's and honestly i'm loving every second of it and living kosh for passover ALL YEAR LONG BABY

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    12.

    just facetimed my girlfriend and she was fully crying and i asked why, and she looked at the tv and said, "baby, snape just said he'll always love lily!!!!!" and i now i KNOW i made the right choice.

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    13.

    Oh wow it’s very unfortunate neither of you are extraordinarily talented or mean anything to me https://t.co/2ByapwE78d

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    14.

    Movies can only do flashbacks if the main girl has bangs in the past!!!!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    15.

    I’ve never felt more connected to a moment in cinema then when Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality gets donuts pulled out of her bra!!!!!!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    16.

    my future bachelorette party is just going to be me and my best friends having a lil cuddle and then a gorgeous snack! (not even close to being engaged just love to dream about my future snacks!!!!!!!)

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    17.

    Do you think for the 3 years Hagrid was at Hogwarts that he signed yearbooks: "HAGS! -Hags"

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

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    19.

    I don’t want to brag my allergist says I have perfect technique when I take my inhalers!!! Honestly don’t want to brag!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    20.

    thought of the night: @BenSPLATT could simply take a sip of water on a stage and I’d be FULLY WEEPING.

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    21.

    i don't wanna brag but my dinner was simply an entire box of cinnamon rugelach!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    22.

    my girlfriend wears "boyfriend jeans" honestly the patriarchy is real

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    23.

    Tis the season to remember that Kate Winslet and Jack Black are the best on-screen couple of all time!!!!! Fa la la la la la la la la!!!!!

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    24.

    one taught me love one taught me patience one taught me pain

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    25.

    I was just sitting eating snacks on the couch in my pajamas at 9PM when I looked down and realized one of my rings was missing and I immediately assumed I had swallowed it. It is deeply concerning that that was my 1st thought and deeply comforting that I found it on the floor.

    Twitter: @BeanieFeldstein

    You can find her at @BeanieFeldstein on Twitter.

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