10 Things We Think At Thanksgiving But Don't Say

You know the saying, "some things are just better left unsaid..."

10. When you're not a football fan, but everyone in the room is... "Can we change the channel???"

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PLEASE.

9. When that one cousin shows up to dinner with a different boyfriend/girlfriend every year... "Wow.. Why am I not surprised"

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Who knows, maybe things will workout this time, and he'll be back next year.

8. Third plate in... "I should have worn stretchy pants"

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Jeans were never a good idea, and you knew that getting ready.

You played yourself.

7. Fourth plate in... "Where's the bathroom.. I'm gonna blow"

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Out of respect, please use the downstairs bathroom.

6. "I DARE YOU TO ASK ME ONE MORE TIME WHY I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

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Every. Year.

5. "So... where's the alcohol"

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Of course it's nice seeing the family, but you've said your hellos, given your hugs...now really... Where's the alcohol?

4. When the grandparents gather everyone around to tell their life story that you already heard last thanksgiving... "Here we go again...."

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It's come to the point where you could probably recite this story word for word.

3. When your health conscious Aunt brings gluten-free, vegan apple pie to dinner" .."Why.. What is this?!"

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She was never the "cool aunt" anyways.

2. "Where's the dog, I like him better than your kids"

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You have a glass full of wine in one hand, onto the next reason you're really at this dinner. "where's the dog?"

1. "Can we eat yet?????!"

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Yes I know its only 4 o'clock, and yes I know I just got here, but.....