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<i>Because all inanimate objects have personalities, okay?</i>

Because all inanimate objects have personalities, okay?

What Incredibly Boring Object Are You?

When it comes to your job, what do you want most?

What do you long to do that you can't?

You’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and all your favorite foods are here! What’s your reaction?

You get drunk at a party and start revealing your deep, dark secrets to an inebriated confidate. One of the things you might say would be...

Surprise! Tomorrow is World-Explody Day. Your family is out of town. What will you do with your final hours?

Pick a movie:

List your most positive trait followed by your most negative

Houseplants are sheltered and are infamously envious of outdoor plants. The biggest fear of every houseplant is that the homeowner will forget its existence and the biggest dream of every houseplant is to travel, however, the most traveling a houseplant undergoes is from the recovery room in the hospital to the house. As a result, houseplants are usually a bit nervous and self-conscious, and wish strongly for a bit more attention.

You are a Houseplant.

The number 2 pencil feels inferior to just about everything because for many years, all other office supplies have asked it “Why are you number 2?” Thus the number 2 pencil, like Draco Malfoy, has a thirst to prove himself, but must be constantly sharpened in order to do so, which leads to its ultimate demise—becoming a pencil stub forever. This is known as Pencil Benjamin Button Disease.

You are a No. 2 Pencil.

Rubber bands are high-maintenance, energetic, anxious types, who often comfort themselves with cocaine. Rubber bands want to be included in everything, and often stretch themselves too thin.

You are a Rubber Band.

Tupperware is a very protective type, always putting food (or others) before itself to protect it from mold and other bacteria infection. Seen as the "mother" of the plasticware family, Tupperware is known not to take great risks, but as a result, has a generally happy and safe life.

You are Tupperware.

Probably the least boring item on this quiz, the golf ball has been trained to roll as far and as fast as possible (except in putting), and has therefore developed a nasty personality trait that keeps it from stopping once it has started something. For a student, this could be a good quality, but as we have seen with Pac-Man, it can be devastating.

You are a Golf Ball.

Everyone knows that paperclips are notoriously paranoid because of the shape they were forced into and the fact that they are able to unbend themselves and be made into a shiv or a lock pick. Paperclips did not ask to be made instruments of crime, but here they are, and now they must always look over their shoulder to see if anyone is trying to get them.

You are a Paperclip.

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