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    8 British School Dinners That I Miss And 7 That I'm Glad I'll Never Eat Again

    Hands up if you'd still eat turkey dinosaurs for lunch today.

    1. Everyone's favourite, Turkey Twizzlers, were true heroes of their time.

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    They're gone, but never forgotten.

    2. But I'm pretty sure nobody enjoyed the jacket potatoes, where the only topping options were beans, butter, and more beans?!

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    In hindsight, you can't really blame that one kid for farting all the time.

    3. Meanwhile, everyone loved a turkey dinosaur.

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    You could even use it as an action figure – a multi-purpose hero.

    4. Mixed veg always came with an unwanted side order of boiled water.

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    These were definitely the cause of the notorious 'boiled cabbage' smell.

    5. But it would be smiles all round when these crispy little guys came out.

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    Undeniably, the preferred side dish.

    6. We were always presented with the most uninventive tuna sandwiches ever.

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    Were a few cucumber slices too much to ask?!

    7. But rectangle pizza day was a cause for school-wide celebration.

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    Their ~unique~ shape somehow made them even more tasty.

    8. The mashed potato was worryingly smooth.

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    If you can form it into a perfectly standing ball, something ain't right.

    9. But any worries were soon forgotten when they were served beside these bad boys.

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    Writing out your name in these made you an instant celebrity.

    10. There were always those plain slices of bread in the corner that nobody ever actually ate.

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    Why were they always ever so slightly damp?!

    11. But we'd literally fight over the last slice of cornflake tart.

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    It would always be a big hit at the school bake sale, too.

    12. Rice pudding with raisins was probably too ~refined~ a taste for our seven-year-old palates to handle.

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    Squishy raisins AND soggy rice? No. Thank. You.

    13. But this exact cake with icing and sprinkles was a winner every time.

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    The cake-to-custard ratio was key.

    14. Semolina with jam was the dessert that everyone loved to hate.

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    The semolina was always a bit too solid.

    15. But they should have just served this caramel tart every day, TBH – so simple, yet so effective.

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    And it's still a winner to this day!