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    Mr. Vijay Mallya, 7 Reasons Why You MUST Come Back To India

    The Nation of Social Media Patriotism... and some are offended already. Contributors: Sanjana Dalal and Mandeep Godara

    1. Mr. Gaikwad Has Booked The Air India VIP Lounge For Two

    Under your name, ofcourse. For some reason they didn't accept reservations on his name.

    2. India Just Became Poor

    3. To Meet With The Delivery Guy From SnapDeal Who Got Beaten Up By SBI Guards At Your Villa In Goa. Because 4 + 4 = Purple

    4. To Ask Sid To Act As Leader Of The Anti-Romeo Squad

    5. Because RCB

    6. For An Exclusive Guided Tour By The Indian Army

    7. Because Since You Have Left, As A Nation, We Have Grown

    0300 hrs, Indira Gandhi International Airport, crowds break into spontaneous applause when they see #IndianArmy sol… https://t.co/dlprNPqOYR

    but that has nothing to do with you.