You think they'll be doing this quiz tooYou know their strange middle nameAnd birthday!Met their familyAnd their friendsYou deleted Tinder. And not just the appYou share the remoteAre friends on FacebookYou choose where to go outAnd what food you're havingHave "cute" pet names for each otherCall them for a chat, just becauseHang out, not drunkSpent Christmas togetherYou actually like the present you got from themYou've ditched your best mate to be with themHave a Netflix box set that you only watch togetherYou smile when you think about them
How Much Thought Should You Put Into Their Valentines Gift?
Are you sure that they're actually real? Do they know you or are you being creepy?
You've put so much thought into this quiz that you have nothing left. Fake illness or "lose" your phone.
So you'll be needing to make some kind of effort. Don’t be buying a card or cuddly toy. Nothing too serious - unless you want to be judged. And possibly dumped? Think food, and lots of it.
Yes, you haven't made any plans YET and are stressing about it. There will be issues if you don't think of something, and fast.
People have real problems you know! You've had this planned for weeks (and also given strict instructions on how much thought was required). Happy Valentine's Day love birds!