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Who Said It - Jake Peralta Or Andy Dwyer? Part 2

Season 1, Episode 15: Operation Broken Feather

Jake!

Person A: I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.  
Person B: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?  
Person A: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.  


Andy!

Season 7, Episode 10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show

Person A: When was the last time you had a carrot?  
Person B: Well, its my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I have to, I'll just eat the frosting.  


Season 5, Episode 22: Are You Better Off?

"Coffee is my favorite non-alcoholic hot drink. Except for tea. And hot orange juice. Weirdly delicious.

Person A: "Are you crying?  
Person B: "No, that's eyeball sweat"  


Person A: "Are you crying?"  
Person B: "No, I'm not crying okay, I'm just allergic to jerks!"  


"You're the coolest person I've ever met. And I met John Cougar Mellencamp once."

"Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time But then I'm like 'boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.'"

"You also got a haircut. At some point in your life, I'm sure. That's not your baby hair. That would be crazy."

everything sucks.

Disappointing.

You're almost better than 5,000 candles in the wind.

SMERT!

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Who Said It - Jake Peralta Or Andy Dwyer? Part 2

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