Yankees Owner And Nixon Criminal George Steinbrenner Murdered By His Own Heart
Personally, I remember George Steinbrenner for making illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon, getting caught, getting suspended from baseball and then getting an undeserved pardon from Ronald Reagan. He died of a heart attack, because his heart was sick of living a lie.
Holocaust Survivor Shakes His Booty!
This is a celebration of life in a place famous for bringing death. Its really a statement about survival, and I think its a good reminder that while some people didnt make it out there were some who did. This dude survived and thats certainly worth dancing about.
Rand Paul Is Sick Of Being Called A Right-Wing Lunatic
Boo-hoo. Maybe if these little racist tea party rallies the right-wing lunatics keep throwing weren't packed with racist shitheads spouting numbskull bumper sticker flim-flam people wouldnt keep saying that the tea party was full of racists and right-wing lunatics.
Alvin Greene Action Figures?!?
"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs."
Elton John Sounds Better With Assault Rifles!
It's hard to deny that karaoke is a hell of a lot cooler when you're packin heat! I have officially changed my position on assault rifles and the 2nd Amendment after watching this video of Anthony from the "Opie and Anthony Show" masterfully belting out a karaoke rendition of Elton Johns "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" while armed to the teeth and waving guns around.