1. Oh no. Is it that time again already?
2. You're starting to feel the desire for cake.
3. And you're so bloated you can barely stand.
4. You know it's coming soon, you just don't know when.
5. And then right when you least expect it, it appears out of nowhere.
6. By now you're experiencing mild insanity.
7. Pretty much everything is too much effort.
8. Sugary foods are taunting you at every turn.
You must have all of the sugary foods. All of them.
9. And if someone touches your sugary foods?
10. You just want to be cared for.
11. Nothing amuses you.
12. And your hormones are your master.
13. Basically, you hate everybody.
14. And then there’s that awkward walk you do when you get that gross feeling when wearing a pad.
