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11 Painstaking Conversations You Always Wanna Speed Through

Gah, some moments are like nails on a chalkboard. And those painful moments need to end fast. TYLENOL® Rapid Release Gels work to relieve pain at the speed of life.

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1. The first few lines of any online dating conversation.

"You also grew up in a town? Wow."
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"You also grew up in a town? Wow."

2. When your crush is talking about their crush (and it's not you).

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"Stop this so I may properly heal."

3. Whenever you accidentally say "hello" to a sidewalk canvasser.

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"These are causes I care about! Also, I'm in a hurry!"

4. Stories that start, “Maybe you had to be there, but…”


"You're right! I needed to be there."

5. Anything about dreams.

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"Oh, you're also having stress dreams about 2017?"

6. Someone bragging about their new diet.

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"The way you eat doesn't have to be a competitive sport? Maybe? Thanks!"

7. Trying to have a *spoiler-free* conversation about a show that's basically all spoilers.

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"Can you believe what ~may~ or ~may not~ have happened last night?"

8. Having to answer, "What are you up to these days?" When your answer is basically, "Nothing."

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"I'm starting a podcast! Like, I'm gonna start listening to one."

9. Your friend's complaints about their S.O. (who you don't approve of).

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"You deserve someone better!!!"

10. Attempting conversation with any pre-recorded machine.


::presses 2 for emotional support::

11. Or for that matter, any phone call ever.

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"This could have been an email or two text messages. Please let me return to my cave of silence."

Painful moments need to end fast. TYLENOL® Rapid Release Gels provide pain relief at the speed of life.

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