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12 Things Your Childhood Haircut Said About You

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1.

You were not one to be messed with. Your hairstyle suggested "little girl," but what it actually said was "cross me, and it'll be the last thing you do."
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You were not one to be messed with. Your hairstyle suggested "little girl," but what it actually said was "cross me, and it'll be the last thing you do."

2.

We'd like to think that all mullets are accidental. Like one day you woke up, and BOOM, mullet. Either way, you rocked it. Because that's just the sort of kid you were.
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We'd like to think that all mullets are accidental. Like one day you woke up, and BOOM, mullet. Either way, you rocked it. Because that's just the sort of kid you were.

3.

You had a pet snake, didn't you.
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You had a pet snake, didn't you.

4.

You were no stranger to the spotlight. What you lacked in modesty, you made up for in hair volume. And you rocked that look all the way through senior year.
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You were no stranger to the spotlight. What you lacked in modesty, you made up for in hair volume. And you rocked that look all the way through senior year.

5.

You saw Clueless with your older sister, and you could not even WAIT to grow up and BE Dionne.
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You saw Clueless with your older sister, and you could not even WAIT to grow up and BE Dionne.

6.

Oh, sister. You saw one episode of Lizzy McGuire, and your life changed forever.
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Oh, sister. You saw one episode of Lizzy McGuire, and your life changed forever.

7.

A boy band favorite. Your mother said that this hairstyle framed your face nicely, but you couldn't hear her because of all the biddies flocking to your side 24/7.
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A boy band favorite. Your mother said that this hairstyle framed your face nicely, but you couldn't hear her because of all the biddies flocking to your side 24/7.

8.

You were no stranger to the mall, and you were on top of all the *~LaTeSt TrEnDs~*. No doubt you were rocking those tattoo chokers most days, too.
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You were no stranger to the mall, and you were on top of all the *~LaTeSt TrEnDs~*. No doubt you were rocking those tattoo chokers most days, too.

9.

You were a practical kid. Or rather, whichever family member was cutting your hair in the kitchen once a month was practical. Save some money, use a bowl!
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You were a practical kid. Or rather, whichever family member was cutting your hair in the kitchen once a month was practical. Save some money, use a bowl!

10.

When in doubt, use a scrunchie. That was your mantra. It applied to more situations than you might think.
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When in doubt, use a scrunchie. That was your mantra. It applied to more situations than you might think.

11.

It got annoying after a while, but you honestly just wanted to see how it played out. When would it fall? Would it ever?
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It got annoying after a while, but you honestly just wanted to see how it played out. When would it fall? Would it ever?

12.

Your mother left you alone with scissors, which was a bad idea. Your hair looked a mess for a full year; it was character building.
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Your mother left you alone with scissors, which was a bad idea. Your hair looked a mess for a full year; it was character building.