1.You can’t stop buying bikinis even when your next vacation is 2379830276 light years away
Like, duh? How can your mermaid heart resist all those pretty and precious little bikini tops?
3.You find comfort and solace by the ocean
You are at your most comfortable and most relaxed when you’re in the company of oh-so-fine sand, salty water and a bottle of ice cold beer! Yes, drunken mermaid masters tayo guys. Joke onli hihi
4.The ocean literally calls you
Whenever you drive or pass by where there is a sight of the open sea, you can’t help but feel this pull on your chest because the ocean is calling out to your mermaid self
5. You spend your vacation leave by the sea and make kayod kalabao for that break
Because let’s face it, in order for us to be our mermaid selves, we need fundz and how to we get fundz? We werk werk werk werk werk!
So set forth and spread thy tails my lovely sea creature!