1. Your weekly allowance being spent mostly on $1 well drinks and cover charges
2. Having to explain broken glass in your foot after a night at Kams
3. Explaining that your only exercise comes from pole dancing at Joe's
4. The fact that your diet even includes a helping of fat sandwich
5. Telling your mom that you spend saturday mornings studying but you’re really at Red Lion’s Block Party
6. When you tell your mom you’re going to the gym, but really just sweating out the alcohol from the past week in the sauna
7. The emergency money your mom gave you was actually spent on a very elaborate Illini tailgate party
8. When your mom finds out that your most recent award was actually for finishing a rail at Legends
9. Having to explain to your mom what a Broski is
10. The Hangover your mom gets after Mom’s weekend
Enough said!