16 Pieces Of Dating Advice From "Trainwreck"

It's a crazy contradiction, love. Learn all the unwritten rules in Amy Schumer's Trainwreck, out now on Blu-Ray, DVD and Digital.

1. Don't ever let a lover stay the night.

Or else they might never leave.

2. Remember to always ask your friends for advice.

They'll tell you if you're being cray. That's what they're there for.

3. Compliment your partners on their bodies.

Everyone likes getting a little ego boost.

4. Don't mix business with pleasure.

But hey, rules are made to be broken.

5. Spice things up the in bedroom with some good old-fashioned dirty talk.

It's easy – just say (almost) anything that comes into your head.

6. Don't be afraid to make the first move.

Confidence is sexy AF.

7. There is such a thing as calling too soon.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

8. Be prepared for the fallout if things turn sour.

Be careful, otherwise you might end up losing more than a friend or two.

9. Going through a partner's phone is NEVER a good idea.

It puts you in a lose-lose situation that not even popcorn can save you from.

10. Never think of the morning after as a walk of shame.

You have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. You do you!

11. Make sure you know where you stand with each other.

OK so no one likes having ~the chat~, but it can save you both time and heartache down the track.

12. Send your friends in to subtly suss out the other person's feelings.

Key word: subtly.

13. Absolutely NO spooning allowed.

Let's be realistic for a minute please. You're still entitled to your own personal space when you sleep.

14. Sex isn't everything.

But it is important. Find your happy medium and stick with it.

15. Never go to bed angry.

Unfortunately sleep doesn't solve everything.

16. Avoid the numbers chat AT ALL COST.

You don't really want to know. You only think you want to know.

All images courtesy of Universal Pictures.

Watch Amy Schumer slay the dating game in Trainwreck, out now on Blu-Ray, DVD and Digital.

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