3. When he stole your heart with the wink and the gun at the end of this video.
5. When he made you want to write him in as a candidate in every single election ever.
8. When he tried to use this cute hat to distract us from the fact that he is shirtless and in bed and it totally didn’t work.
11. When his agents kept photobombing him but he stayed calm, cool, and collected. For the most part.
12. When he couldn’t even stop being gorgeous for, like, 5 seconds.
13. When he posed with his mom and showed us all where those killer dimples came from.
15. When he showed us that he poops on a toilet with his pants up while drinking a beer, just like everyone else.
16. When he was super cute with this darling little kid.
Side note: being jealous of a baby feels weird.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.