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Will you be the biggest tortilla entrepreneur? Or perhaps you’ll find fortune inventing a space suit? Success is all about making things happen, and with the new 2017 Toyota Corolla, you’ve got the wheel.

We Can Predict How You'll Become Successful

Pick the person who speaks to your soul:

You'll post a funny pic of your pup, which will become a super-successful meme. You'll monetize your pet's personality and make money by taking your furball to internet companies where people are allowed to take photos of the dog but not ever touch it.

Thanks to your pet

You'll buy a weird necklace at a flea market that makes everyone fall madly in love with you when you wear it. You will use it to your advantage for the rest of your wonderfully LIT life.

Through a magic necklace

Your love for pan dulce will prompt you to obtain the extract of an authentic Mexican concha to create the world’s first bread-based fragrance, “eau de concha,” a scent so delicious people will pass out upon catching the first whiff.

Thanks to pan dulce

In two years, you’ll be singing Juan Gabriel at karaoke with the stamina of an exploding volcano, without knowing a famous music producer is in the room next door. He’ll hear your hypnotic voice and offer you a record deal on the spot.

With your voice

While working as a waiter/waitress, a nice customer will tell you they don't have money for a tip, but if they win the lottery, they'll split it with you. To your surprise, they'll show up the next day to deliver on their promise.

Thanks to a promise

In three years, you’ll stare out into the night with your telescope and notice a flickering in the distance. You’ll see that flickering become bigger and bigger until a UFO lands on your lawn. The aliens will exit the craft and ask you to be their BFF and lead the world in alien-human friendship.

Through an alien encounter

Your passion for art will lead you to come up with a new painting material that dries in milliseconds and is biodegradable but lasts hundreds of years once on a canvas. Every arts and crafts store in the US will carry it by the year 2021.

Through art

In a year, you’ll travel to Brazil and find the love of your life. Unfortunately, they won’t feel the same about you, and you’ll write the best-selling novel of all time, I Left My Heart in Ipanema. (And yes, you’ll find love again.)

By writing a best-selling novel

While cooking, you’ll accidentally fuse jalapeños with habaneros. The resulting creation, “japaneros,” will become the most-sold item in supermarkets everywhere.

Due to a brilliant accident

You will be the first person to finally figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg, thus solving the ~question of the universe~.

Thanks to your brain

In two years, you’ll invent the first wearable space suit. Strap yourself in it, pull a cord, and off you go for a picnic in outer space. You will, of course, be the sole patent holder and enjoy some serious profits.

By inventing the dopest suit ever

You'll help a Nigerian prince transfer his fortune over the internet, and he'll split it with you.

By helping a prince

After moving to a new city and struggling to meet new people, you’ll develop and pitch an app that matches you with possible friends based on similar food tastes on Shark Tank. Marc Cuban will be all over it and hand you $4 million on the spot. Loners and introverts across the world will find the perfect friend to go eat arepas with, all thanks to you!

Thanks to your visionary spirit

After a horrible heartbreak, you’ll compose the world’s most beautiful poems. They’ll be so amazing that Paquita la del Barrio will hire you as her new song producer and you’ll be forever ballin’.

By healing your corazón roto

Someone will follow you on social media, decide you are friggin’ BRILLIANT, and ask to be your agent to make money off of your excellent jokes, ideas, and face.

Thanks to your genius brain

Experimenting with art one day, you’ll mix 16 different shades of blue and yellow paint and create the most gorgeous shade of green ever known to man, “hyperkinetic green,” which every Hollywood actress will want to wear as a dress ASAP, making you an overnight color-artist sensation.

By discovering a new shade of green

Walking on the beaches of San Andrés in Colombia, you’ll stumble upon a crazy-looking shell, one that you determine has unprecedented healing powers. You’ll become the world’s most sought-after shaman.

With the help of a magic shell

Your ability to listen to others will lead you to search for a career in life coaching. You’ll complement your excellent advice-giving skills with a good dose of you own clever humor, becoming the most popular, funniest life coach in history.

Through helping your peeps

You’ll be waitressing at a restaurant where you'll be scouted by a famous director for the next Hollywood blockbuster. You'll be catapulted to stardom and will never look back at your past life as an unknown.

Thanks to your good looks

You’ll create the first-ever truly breathable pet costume material. Dogs, cats, possums, and capybaras around the world will be able to show off their octopus, witch, and Walter Mercado attires without hyperventilating, and you’ll become rich AF.

By re-inventing disfraces

After getting lost on a hike, you'll stumble upon El Dorado, the legendary Lost City of Gold.

By stumbling upon an excellent place

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We Can Predict How You'll Become Successful

Go out there and make your dreams happen, so you can live life the way you want to. With the new 2017 Toyota Corolla, you’ve got the wheel.

We Can Predict How You'll Become Successful

Go out there and make your dreams happen, so you can live life the way you want to. With the new 2017 Toyota Corolla, you’ve got the wheel.

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