We Can Predict How You'll Become Successful
You'll post a funny pic of your pup, which will become a super-successful meme. You'll monetize your pet's personality and make money by taking your furball to internet companies where people are allowed to take photos of the dog but not ever touch it.
You'll buy a weird necklace at a flea market that makes everyone fall madly in love with you when you wear it. You will use it to your advantage for the rest of your wonderfully LIT life.
Your love for pan dulce will prompt you to obtain the extract of an authentic Mexican concha to create the world’s first bread-based fragrance, “eau de concha,” a scent so delicious people will pass out upon catching the first whiff.
In two years, you’ll be singing Juan Gabriel at karaoke with the stamina of an exploding volcano, without knowing a famous music producer is in the room next door. He’ll hear your hypnotic voice and offer you a record deal on the spot.
While working as a waiter/waitress, a nice customer will tell you they don't have money for a tip, but if they win the lottery, they'll split it with you. To your surprise, they'll show up the next day to deliver on their promise.
In three years, you’ll stare out into the night with your telescope and notice a flickering in the distance. You’ll see that flickering become bigger and bigger until a UFO lands on your lawn. The aliens will exit the craft and ask you to be their BFF and lead the world in alien-human friendship.
Your passion for art will lead you to come up with a new painting material that dries in milliseconds and is biodegradable but lasts hundreds of years once on a canvas. Every arts and crafts store in the US will carry it by the year 2021.
In a year, you’ll travel to Brazil and find the love of your life. Unfortunately, they won’t feel the same about you, and you’ll write the best-selling novel of all time, I Left My Heart in Ipanema. (And yes, you’ll find love again.)
While cooking, you’ll accidentally fuse jalapeños with habaneros. The resulting creation, “japaneros,” will become the most-sold item in supermarkets everywhere.
You will be the first person to finally figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg, thus solving the ~question of the universe~.
In two years, you’ll invent the first wearable space suit. Strap yourself in it, pull a cord, and off you go for a picnic in outer space. You will, of course, be the sole patent holder and enjoy some serious profits.
You'll help a Nigerian prince transfer his fortune over the internet, and he'll split it with you.
After moving to a new city and struggling to meet new people, you’ll develop and pitch an app that matches you with possible friends based on similar food tastes on Shark Tank. Marc Cuban will be all over it and hand you $4 million on the spot. Loners and introverts across the world will find the perfect friend to go eat arepas with, all thanks to you!
After a horrible heartbreak, you’ll compose the world’s most beautiful poems. They’ll be so amazing that Paquita la del Barrio will hire you as her new song producer and you’ll be forever ballin’.
Someone will follow you on social media, decide you are friggin’ BRILLIANT, and ask to be your agent to make money off of your excellent jokes, ideas, and face.
Experimenting with art one day, you’ll mix 16 different shades of blue and yellow paint and create the most gorgeous shade of green ever known to man, “hyperkinetic green,” which every Hollywood actress will want to wear as a dress ASAP, making you an overnight color-artist sensation.
Walking on the beaches of San Andrés in Colombia, you’ll stumble upon a crazy-looking shell, one that you determine has unprecedented healing powers. You’ll become the world’s most sought-after shaman.
Your ability to listen to others will lead you to search for a career in life coaching. You’ll complement your excellent advice-giving skills with a good dose of you own clever humor, becoming the most popular, funniest life coach in history.
You’ll be waitressing at a restaurant where you'll be scouted by a famous director for the next Hollywood blockbuster. You'll be catapulted to stardom and will never look back at your past life as an unknown.
You’ll create the first-ever truly breathable pet costume material. Dogs, cats, possums, and capybaras around the world will be able to show off their octopus, witch, and Walter Mercado attires without hyperventilating, and you’ll become rich AF.
After getting lost on a hike, you'll stumble upon El Dorado, the legendary Lost City of Gold.