9 People Who Totally Didn't Think Things Through

Get ready for your head to hurt from facepalming too much. Make sure to hear more ridiculous stories from Kamau Bell on Totally Biased, premiering September 4 at 11/10c on FXX.

1. A woman in Texas was arrested after slapping a horse...

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...while a policeman was riding it.

2. A man and a wife were charged after hiring a stripper...

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...for their son's 16th birthday party.

3. Two men were arrested for mail insurance fraud when sending $4K worth of tablets...

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...because they actually filled the box with ice and it melted.

4. Florida man gets caught after robbing a taxi...

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...after leaving his wallet in the cab.

5. A New York man was arrested for robbing a store...

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...after police followed their footprints in the snow to his house.

6. A Florida man was arrested for robbery...

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...after he commented on his own mugshot on Facebook.

7. A man tried to steal a 12-ton boat...

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...buy attaching it to his body and trying to swim away with it.

8. A man gets arrested for armed robbery...

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...after trying to steal from a police officer in a police station.

9. Police officer was arrested...

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...after calling 911 and confessing he was high on marijuana.