"Romance Is Not Dead, Cut Your Fingernails" — Here Are 33 Hilarious Tweets About Love And Dating

    "Sorry I called you 'bro', I meant it in a romantic way."

    It's always the right time to celebrate ~love~ so here are 33 hilarious and relatable tweets about dating, because we're prioritising good vibes this Valentine's Day:

    1.

    What a pity- have to make new plans for Valentine’s day.

    Twitter: @MahuaMoitra

    2.

    i got my bf 50 roses for valentine’s day and he said “i feel like a lady from the 1800s that’s getting romanced by a duke” 😂

    Twitter: @aminal_cwossin

    3.

    still waiting on my “will you be my valentines” text

    Twitter: @bbyevelina

    4.

    My bf is 2 days younger than me so I’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when I was your age...” and then describing what I did 2 days ago.

    Twitter: @SundaeDivine

    5.

    What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?” Me:

    Twitter: @stfuayen

    6.

    im at the very exciting age where my next boyfriend could be either 25 years of age or 59. it’s simply impossible to know

    Twitter: @imteddybless

    7.

    Twitter: @cvbanballerina

    8.

    Me passing by the valentine section at the stores

    Twitter: @lolrelaxok

    9.

    Twitter: @Blanco66644360

    10.

    Twitter: @mattxiv

    11.

    Anthony “I’m a Gentleman” Bridgerton aggressively sniffing Kate Sharma… in PUBLIC. https://t.co/XHsW29GmVJ

    Twitter: @NoContxtBton

    12.

    someone make a good romcom please. it's been over a decade.

    Twitter: @NerdyAndQuirky

    13.

    Sir, we found the person who started valentine's day"

    Twitter: @RealMona_

    14.

    me pretending to like being alone and grossed out about the idea of romance but it's actually all i really wanted and more #AbbottElementary

    Twitter: @alcopop_beetle

    15.

    hey,, (with the intention of gardening with u in our future home)

    Twitter: @kadyasandya

    16.

    Having a crush at my age seems pointless. We both have one foot in the grave. It’s embarrassing

    Twitter: @Cerra__

    17.

    I just found out my girlfriend is a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

    Twitter: @ThePunnyWorld

    18.

    when u realize Valentine’s Day falls on a Tuesday

    Twitter: @97Vercetti

    19.

    Yet another friend has been struck down by teenage pregnancy. We're almost in our thirties but still...

    Twitter: @krystlezara

    20.

    im such a hopeless romantic i want love like how it is in movies idc

    Twitter: @badbbyaera

    21.

    it’s hard to see other people living your dream

    Twitter: @wrathsemilia

    22.

    my bf was just walking past me on the couch and said “can i play with your hair?” and excitedly i said YES and leaned my head back only to be greeted by his fucking toes on my scalp i will NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

    Twitter: @breebunn

    23.

    if you've ever even thought about me sexually you owe me a valentine's day present

    Twitter: @jasminericegirl

    24.

    I’m on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, “I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I can’t find it”

    Twitter: @notmythirdrodeo

    25.

    Twitter: @uxiedust

    26.

    My 22 year old cousin met his dream girl at a bar and it's going pretty well

    Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

    27.

    It’s called friendship, heard of it?? @brettgoldstein 4life

    Twitter: @TheMaeMartin

    28.

    having crush on someone makes us do things like why are you watching a drunk guy singing whole night

    Twitter: @x_sevenheaven_x

    29.

    listening to romantic music by myself while i walk around the city passing by dozens of happy couples. it quite honestly is a vibe

    Twitter: @uhhmmily

    30.

    I don’t want to be bad vibes no one is clearing this one right here https://t.co/0mOWXy8IJ0

    Twitter: @LateefSaka

    31.

    sorry i called you "bro" i meant it in a romantic way

    Twitter: @Palace_gio

    32.

    A cat that was lonely and wanted to hold hands with a dog.

    Twitter: @TranslatedCats

    33.

    Twitter: @dinosaurcouch

    Are you a hopeless romantic? Let us know in the comments!

    Thumbnail credits: NBC / Netflix / E!