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    Paula Poundstone Live Tweeted The Oscars

    And little did we know it was exactly what we needed during the three-hour broadcast.

    She had strong feelings about the set, but had mad love for the women who opened the show.

    She had real thoughts on the best documentary winner, "Free Solo".

    She kept it real about costumer, Ruth Carter, promising her Oscar to her mother.

    She revealed the inside scoop on Serena and Gaga.

    She was missing Jimmy Kimmel.

    She got confused about "When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings" from the "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs".

    She has some "knowledge" of porn awards.

    She was disappointed by the truth.

    Not getting to host anything really hurt.

    She made an astute observation about Olivia Coleman's win.

    Art and reality blurred together.

    And finally, she had to get back to reality.