Happy Birthday Bretia: Teen Choice Award-Winning Egg Celebrates Her 18th Year.

Rising star, Highly Acclaimed Gal, and overall woman-of-the-century celebrates her 18th consecutive annum being a world-class friend, daughter, person, and bean. Join us as we summarise some pivotal moments.

Humble beginnings...

Having been confident in her eventual role in world-leadership, Young Bretia (c.2005) settled for dominating the playground; utilising her natural leadership skills to regulate games, and diffuse conflicts.

... Rapid Ascension.

A thrill seeker at heart. With no challenge too great for her capable hands - Bretia reminded her accumulating band of followers that obstacles were not to be seen as setbacks, only opportunities to "Improvise and overcome". A quote that quickly became iconic and stuck with her into later life.

Not a moment wasted.

During her teen years, she made a promise to herself that she would not be selfish with her many talents; making sure to utilise her hours through giving back to the community...

1. Providing liquid sustenance to local vegetation.

2. Tutoring local youths to pass on her musical talents.

3. Foraging.

Word of her ethereal presence and empowering 'take no shit' attitude spread leading to more public appearances...

... at Festivals,

... birthdays,

... Sporting events,

... Lampposts,

... and plastic bags.

In summation...

... Bretia is a beacon of love and support to all of her friends and family. She is unwaveringly kind and hardworking and we all wish her the very best in everything she does.