"Next Labour Leader""Mayor Of Manchester""Stone Roses Bassist""Adored"
The shadow home secretary is ready to quit Westminster politics after throwing his hat into the ring to lead Greater Manchester.
Andy Burnham is from Liverpool.
It's flares that are going to be banned from music festivals.
The pyrotechnic distress signals, that is, not the trousers. They're still fine.
"Winchester Herald Pursuivant""Wales Herald Extraordinary""Falkirk Herald Extra""Wingardium Leviosa"
It's Wales Herald Extraordinary, of course. These are all real job titles and the Queen's Speech is a very real, very weird thing.
Shout out to Thomas Lloyd, Esq., the current Wales Herald Extraordinary. Shout out to you, sir.
"competitive spirit""masculine attitude""light-hearted banter""lunch arrangements"
The good men of Muirfield golf club in Scotland were concerned that the presence of ladies would affect their lunch.
Muirfield, one of just two men-only golf clubs remaining in the country, voted against admitting women members this week. The club will now be prohibited from holding an Open Championship until the rule is changed.
"East London Knife Gang""Elite Insurance Fraud Ring""Oxford University Drinking Club""YouTube Prank Collective"
YouTube pranksters, naturally.
The four men from YouTube prank channel Trollstation pleaded guilty to using threatening, offensive, or abusive language while staging fake robberies at two London art galleries in July 2015.
"campaign for Brexit""privatise BBC iPlayer""delete all the recipes""compare ITV to Hitler"
The BBC announced that it was going to close some websites, including BBC Food, and people freaked out.
They then had to clarify that the site's 11,000-plus recipes weren't going to vanish from the internet, and that BBC Good Food (a separate website) would still exist.
"Traffic Accident""Massive Spliff""Murdered Woman""Huge Pile Of Guns"
It was a sand sculpture of a murdered woman.
The force has since apologised “for any offence caused”.
Sadiq Khan called Trump "ignorant", in the latest round of beef between Trump and London's first Muslim mayor.
"The European Union""Ken Livingstone""The Labour Party""A YouTube Prank Collective"
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