1. “Yeah, Baby Astala and I are just going for a stroll.”
2. “Oh crap, hold on a sec.”
4. “Are you still there? Sorry, the baby is on the sidewalk.”
5. “Phew, I thought I lost you. Anyways…”
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site today or face arrest.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏