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Which Squad Member On Thanksgiving Are You?

A sloppy night for everyone. What were you up to on thanksgiving? (This is a general Squad personality test. If you weren't at the party on thanksgiving you're still included obvi)

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  1. You're getting ready for the party. What's your outfit?

    White crop-top, Jeans, and pink lipstick
    A christmas sweater and a beanie
    Plaid button down and Jeans
    Something from bass pro shop to show off how straight you are
    It doesn't matter - you're gonna take it off as soon as you get there
    A simple top to show off your cleavage and a lot of jewelry
    Black crop-top and Jeans
    Something comfortable - you were browsing Hillary memes at home
    A leopard print bikini top and jean booty shorts
    A sailor moon jock strap
    Black leggings and a cute sweater
    Shrek crop top with a pink thong
    Who cares? Where's the Tequila?
  2. You go into the basement and see 4 handles of alcohol and various sodas. What goes in your cup?

    Straight vodka - chase with water
    Smirnoff bubble tea shots
    Fireball
    3/4 Coke, 1/4 vodka
    Busch Light
    Unicorn Frap and Grey Goose
    Water :)
    Paint?
    Four loco
    Shots of vodka - chase with Fanta
    Whatever the guy from AEPi hands to me
    No preference. Whatever mixed drink I feel like
    You had an edible beforehand so you're good
  3. It's 10:00pm. You're 4 shots in. What are you up to?

    Chilling in the washing machine
    Singing "Sunday Candy" as loud as you can
    Giving Gabe a lap dance while complaining about Griffin
    Waiting for your Growlr hu to respond with a dick pic
    Vaping in the closet
    Obsessing about Michael Ian Black to anyone who will listen
    Just three more shots till blackout!
    Suggesting a three way to your bud in the washing machine
    Bringing people snacks and water
    You're curled into a ball in another world, rocking back and forth while mumbling something about a "second brain"
    Sitting on the couch, scrolling through Notorious RBG's twitter
    You feel fine - not even slurring. Five more shots can't hurt, right?
    whress Carter? I wnna make ouuttt wit hiiiiim
    Seeing what happens when you juul right before you take a shot
  4. The host hands you the aux before heading upstairs with his friend and her ex. What song do you put on?

    Born to Die, Lana del Rey
    Kendrick Lamar, Swimming Pools ;)
    I Need a Hero, Fairy Godmother
    Caroline, Aminé
    2 + 1, Ivan Trevino
    Siri Says, Zooly
    Feeling Myself, Beyoncé
    Molly Cyrus, Stitches
    It's Strange, Louis the Child
    The AU Fight Song
  5. Time for a squad pic! What's your pose?

    Dab
    Peace sign
    Squat, look back at 'em
    Wall twerk
    Big smile with tongue out, mouth covered in someone else's lipstick
    Sorority squat
    No pose. You're lying face down in the other room
    Holding up a handle of rum
    Knees bent, hands together, bless up
    Telling the person doing the peace sign that it's cultural appropriation to do so
    On all fours, you think you're a corgi
    Sitting on Gabe's face
    Fingers in a V in front of your mouth, tongue out
    Arms around your friend, big grin
  6. What a night! How do you get home?

    Uber / Designated Driver
    Ambulance

Which Squad Member On Thanksgiving Are You?

You got: Lohi

You were either making out with a gay guy or having a heart to heart in one of the corners. You're never the center of attention at the party, but that's ok. Can't wait to make out/talk with you at the next squad rager!

Lohi
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You got: Heather

Your political ass wasn't at Thanksgiving, and that's probably for the best. No one has seen you actually turn up and that excites people. Hopefully this summer we'll all get to see how sloppy our future president can get ;)

Heather
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You got: Fran

No words. You weren't at Thanksgiving, but the people with you in Boston have seen what you turn into when abusing substances. Your comatose chanting and insights on the subconscious scare me, but I like that. See u at the next rager!

Fran
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You got: Sam

Do jews celebrate thanksgiving? Haha just kidding ;) we FINALLY turned up in Boston, and I hope to see a lot more of that over the summer. Anyway, you're always the life of the party <3 lov u

Sam
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You got: Shan

Ooooooooooooh boy. Shannon. This girl cannot hold her alcohol. Two shots in she is legit bouncing off the walls and singing chance the rapper as loud as she can. The life of the party like 10 minutes in. Love you so much can't wait to turn up this summer <3

Shan
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You got: Bea

Just a mess. Whether it's Vincent, Gabe, or an ex, you're probably making out with someone. Every time there's a party, you're on the list. Not sure why, since you spill at least two shots of vodka a night. Love u see u this summah

Bea
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You got: Emma

Your life's a mess and I hope u get help. Love u! :)

Emma
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You got: Negin

Hahahahahaha. Hoe. You're so fucking fun when you're drunk it's stupid. Please twerk on me more I miss that lap dance booty. Xoxo love u lots lets get mcdonalds and juul and snort adderall :)

Negin
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You got: Jenna

Turning gay guys straight since '97. A secret skank, Jenna could get in ANYBODY'S pants if she wanted to. Waiting on that 3way this summer <3

Jenna
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You got: Leah

Leah. Leah, Leah, Leah. Genuinely not sure why we still invite you to things since you're having seizures or in a coma every time. You cost my mom $600 in property damage and me a $50 fake. Regardless, we all love you and I can't wait to call an ambulance for you again this summer <3

Leah
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You got: Allison

Tame at first, but 3 shots in you transform into a party animal. Friendly in the streets, ratchet in Gabe's basement. Can't wait to turn up with you this summer!

Allison
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You got: Charlie

At every party you're just trying to have a good time, but you always get involved in drama. You don't get the aux cause your music taste is really ratchet. On the real though, you're really fun to party with and I'm looking forward to it this summer :)

Charlie
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You got: Griffin

A true saint on this unfortunate night. Thanks for stepping up and taking charge when it counts. Love u!

Griffin
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You got: Anastasia

Your ass wasn't at the Thanksgiving rager, but I love you anyway. Thanks for having a heart to heart with me at the actual Thanksgiving dinner. Love u!

Anastasia
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You got: Gabe

Hey Gabe. You are legit always getting into trouble. You need to get your hands on this cool thing called self control. Thanks for hosting sry bout your fake.

Gabe
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You got: Chuck

At every party you're just trying to have a good time, but you always get involved in drama. You don't get the aux cause your music taste is really ratchet. On the real though, you're really fun to party with and I'm looking forward to it this summer :)

Chuck
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