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48 Thoughts You're Bound To Have When Going To The Club

It's time to party...and put some bandages on your feet.

1. It's FINALLY the weekend!

2. Ugh, I can't believe I actually made plans this weekend.

3. How do I get out of going to a club? Can't we just do karaoke instead?

4. But I don't want to spend money on alcohol!

5. I should really go out because I promised my friends I would, but I guess we'll save some money by partying a little at home first.

6. Can't let my crew down. Homies for life!

7. Do I tell them that enough?

8. I'm going to tell them that tonight.

9. Soju bombs for everyone!

10. Group pics and selfies for everyone before the Asian glow hits!

11. OK, it's time — I'm ready to hit up the club!

12. Wow, waiting in line while everyone is smoking outside is the literal worst.

13. Why is there a dress code for what kind of shoes you can wear?

14. Why didn't I bring a jacket? Oh, right. Checking it is so expensive.

15. Next time I need to remember to get dressed for the club AND the line.

16. But, like, these people in line are funny. We should hang out inside.

17. Thank god, we're finally in. I'm tired of reloading every social media app I have.

18. Could there BE more people here? I can't even get to the bar.

19. A million people have stepped on me. COOL.

20. A million people have bumped into me. COOL.

21. Hey, look at me, bartender. Look at me. Over here! Look at ME! Me! Over here!

22. I cannot believe that person got served before me when I was here first. People are rude!

23. I'm done. I give up.

24. My friend just bought a round of sake bombs, which is good because I was just about to leave.

25. My friends are so stupid...I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

26. I've listened to THIS song a million times, but I still love it when the beat drops!

27. Oh, wow, I haven't heard this song in forever! Everyone on the dance floor!

28. How did I not notice what a good dancer my friend is?

29. Um, my friend is kinda...hot?

30. No. STOP THAT.

31. We're just friends!

32. Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

32. Wow, my feet hurt.

33. Ugh, it's that time of the night where everyone goes outside to smoke.

34. Have I ever been sweatier in my life? It's so hot in here! It's like being in Asia!

35. Why is the bathroom line so freaking longggg?

36. What IS the etiquette for tipping the bathroom attendant? I didn't take a mint or cigarette or anything...?

37. I have no idea how to dance to this song. Why don't they play some music with actual words in it?

38. Oh, of course my hardcore party friends are making FURTHER plans. They need to go home!

39. OK, it's definitely time to go home. We've been standing outside for 15 minutes trying to find an afterparty and waiting for people to finish their cigarettes.

40. Why do I always have to be the responsible one?! It's so unfair.

41. All right, I guess it's OK for us to eat some pho before we call it a night.

42. Time to call a car for them and make sure they get back safely.

43. UGH, why is my car taking so much longer?

44. Finally home! I almost forgot what it felt like to not sweat everywhere. GET THESE STICKY, SMOKY CLOTHES OFF ME!

45. SO THIRSTY...must...drink...five glasses of water.

46. I'm not washing my face. Whatever, my skin will live.

47. ZZzzzzzz.

48. Wow! I do not look good in these videos. So glad stories delete after 24 hours.

Even smoking only at a club or party is more harmful than you think. Just one cigarette a day can triple your risk of cancer. Learn more about the dangers of social smoking at neverjustasmoke.org.