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    22 Sealebrities Who Totally Stink

    Is that the smell of low tide in the morning? No, it's just the putrid stench of these fishy celebs who stink up the world of entertainment.

    tinogk
    by tinogk

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    1. Cod Stewart

    Via telegraph.co.uk

    Do ya think he's sexy? Well, your mom did back in the 70's. This guy is OOOLLLD and has that old swampy "funk" thing going for him. Forever Young at heart, forever burning your nose hairs.

    2. Lady Gagar

    Via blog.nature.org

    Bad Romance? More like bad odor. From rotting meat dresses to sweaty dancing on stage, this pop diva is so briny she could make pickles jealous. Maybe she was Born This Way, but she's giving us a Million Reasons to stay away.

    3. Dwayne "The Rockfish" Johnson

    Via montereybayaquarium.org

    Gym. Stunts. Gym. Wrestling. Gym. Swimming. Gym. More gym. Ever wonder why the ocean is so salty? It's all thanks to this guys sweat. We think his odor is more intimidating than his muscles.

    4. Annechovy Hathaway

    Via en.wikipedia.org

    To prepare for her roles this method actress takes it to the extreme, but not bathing for weeks to "get into character" is just extremely gross.

    5. Eellen DeGeneres

    Via animals.howstuffworks.com

    Ha Ha Halitosis. Everyone's favorite jokester/comedian always knows how to make you laugh so hard you'll cry. Her terrible breath will make you cry even harder. She should take a hint from Dory and "just keep swimming" - far, far away from us.

    6. Tuna Fey

    Via anglersjournal.com

    30 Rock? More like dirty socks. This foul mouthed actress/comedian should have her mouth washed out with soap. She should wash the rest of her body while she's at it.

    7. Piranha Faris

    Via fishbreeds.net

    This funny girl launched her career in the Scary Movie franchise, but the real horror is her awful pungency.

    8. Lance Seabass

    Via phys.org

    Can we say N'Stink? This boy band retiree went from Dirty Pop to just plain dirty. Thanks, but no thanks Lance. And to you we'll say "Bye, bye, bye."

    9. Clamber Rose

    Via resizeandsave.online

    Rose may be part of her name, but her aroma is anything from floral. This model may look good from afar, so we'll prefer to keep our distance.

    10. Salmo'Nique

    Via thetimes.co.uk

    Her haunting performance in Precious gripped your soul and lingered for days after. Her presence leaves a lingering stench behind as well. Girl, bai.

    11. Fin Diesel

    Via news.com.au

    He may voice Groot on the big screen, but in real life he's just gross. Fast and Furious should be your movie title, not your hygiene regimen.

    12. Tiffany Haddfish

    Via thespruce.com

    Girl's Trip was hilarious. Her stench is horrendous.

    13. Leonardo DiCarpio

    Via pixabay.com

    We just can't seem to get enough of Leo. Titanic is a classic, The Revenant was superb, and Inception was genius. Now, if only we could plant the idea in his mind to shower more often...

    14. Chance the Snapper

    Via flashlarevista.com

    This guy can rap, but we can't seem to wrap our heads around where that awful stench is coming from. So talented, so stinky, so tragic.

    15. Opah Winfrey

    Via biology.stackexchange.com

    She can really do no wrong. Actress, activist, reporter, talk show host, philanthropist, and giant stink bomb. Maybe she should stop giving away free cars to her audience members and focus more on staying fresh.

    16. Mackerelmore

    Via pinterest.co.uk

    This quick-lipped rapper and lyricist has brought us sick beats and nauseating aromas. Not only does he rap about Thrift Shops, he smells like them too.

    17. Koity Perry

    Via cuteness.com

    "Swish, swish fish. Another one smells like garbage."

    18. Anderson Grouper

    Via bransonswildworld.com

    Ever wonder why his hair is so white? He scared every last pigment away due to his pungent musk. We think white suits him, but please do something about that smell.

    19. Jessica Albacore

    Via floridasportsman.com

    She played the invisible woman in the Fantastic Four franchise. If only she could make her aroma invisible and mask that horrid stench.

    20. Gill Murray

    Via applespecials.com

    Is it truly Groundhog Day? Imagine waking up to repetition every single day for the rest of your life. Not living out the same occurrences, but having the same dirty scent you can't get rid of. Poor Bill.

    21. Porpoise de Rossi

    Via elelur.com

    She was great on Arrested Development. She should also be arrested for stinking up the entire ocean.

    22. Ryan Seacrest

    Via all4women.co.za

    Anyone who brings you as much trash television as this guy is trash itself. Need we say more?

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