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Which Ignite Texas 2017 Exec Are You?

Who's your exec twin????

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  1. What's your dream hammock spot?

    The Violet Crown Trail; have you heard I work for them?
    The Oval Office
    High up in a rainforest next to one of those homemade exotic tree houses, but only if I'm guaranteed not to fall and die
    Geirangerfjord in Norway so I can actually use my 12 credit hours of Norwegian
    Zion National Park; freaking gorgeous
    Wherever tbh. Not over a cliff tho
    I don't hammock so
    New Zealand
  2. What's your favorite mom name?

    Mumsie
    PAMELA
    Khaleesi, mother of dragons #campdragontales5eva
    Queen Mum
    Kathy
    Patricia
    Katie Henderson. She checks find my friends to see if I'm at home at a decent hour. I never am, but it's the thought that counts, right?
    Dianne
  3. What's your favorite brand of water?

    HEB sparkling water, peach flavor
    Topo Chico because I like trying to pretend that I'm hip and ~Austiny~
    Tap; don't be so pretentious
    Topo Chico, grapefruit flavor from Wheatsville
    Topo Chico for sure
    SoBe Life Water, Yumberry Pomegranate flavor
    Any brand with some kick to it
    ~~Fiji~~ water
  4. Some Bible characters decide to form a band. What's the band name?

    Kings of Judah
    Stinky Feet and the Prophets
    Wait didn't One Direction do this...?
    The Rolling Stones HA
    "it wasn't an apple"
    Lamb of God
    He-bros and the hesed
    The Rolling Stone ;-)
  5. What's your favorite classical art meme?

  6. Why are YOU going to be the next American Ninja Warrior?

    Well I'm not super duper athletic but I'd probably have the cutest costume and since I'm so sweet they'd let me try as many times as I wanted
    To quote Lightning McQueen, "I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics."
    Because I'm part Asian lol
    I once ran a marathon, but then I took an arrow to the knee
    I cannot tell a lie this is entrapment
    I can do all thing through Him who gives me strength
    I either win or choose not to
    I'm super fit from constantly running away from my problems
  7. What's the most underrated retail store?

    Old Navy; everything comes in black, white, grey, navy, or stripes
    BIG LOTS
    Bed, Bath, and Beyond. That place is my everything
    Cotton On
    Goodwill
    Kids Gap srsly
    The clothes section of Target
    New Look -- it's Scottish and I'm cultured
  8. Why did you peak in middle school?

    Because my middle school is all married now (but not to me)
    People feared me >:) I made girls cry
    There was a hole so I "peaked" through it haha get it
    I 100% did not peak in middle school
    None of the other kids had grown yet so I was still average height
    I won an award for running a concession stand really well at a tournament
    I was basically Lizzie McGuire and got to visit other countries and castles and other fun stuff
    Yearbook Editor and NJHS President
  9. Which horrifying 1950s food do you low-key want to try?

  10. Write a joke about cauliflower.

    The only joke I can write is my life
    Why does Katy Perry like cauliflower? Because she's a Cauli-fornia girl!
    How do you get in contact with a plant? You take your cell phone and cauliflower!
    No I'm not doing this; that albino broccoli is GARBAGE
    Two cauliflowers walk into a bar. The bartender asks "How can vegetables walk?" Cauliflower #1 says "The miracle of modern science." The bartender asks "How can cauliflowers talk?" Cauliflower #2 says "You have to walk the walk before you can talk the tal
    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/239616/buffalo-cauliflower/
    Real talk I thought cauliflower was "albino broccoli" until I was 16
    What do you get if you cross a dog with a rose? A colli-flower!
  11. Which movie quote describes your relationship with your TA?

    "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" -- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
    "Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." -- Forrest Gump
    "I killed a man...with THIS thumb." -- Ratatouille
    Dumbledore: "After all this time?" Snape: "Always."
    "Bueller? ... Bueller? ... Bueller?" -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    "There's a lot of attitudes going on around here... don't let me get one." -- Ash, Fantastic Mr. Fox
    "I'm the king of the world!" -- Jack Dawson, Titanic
    "I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -- Maximus Decimus Meridius, Gladiator

Which Ignite Texas 2017 Exec Are You?

You got: Christina Burke

Hold on let me give you a second I know you're busy but this will only take a minute I promise I'll make it fast. You must be Christina Burke! Last I heard, you have 13 separate assignments, tests, and projects due this week. BREAKING: the test originally scheduled for next Tuesday has been rescheduled to this Thursday. On the inside, you shriek with fear. On the outside, a single tear rolls down your cheek. In the distance, sirens. Chances are you can be found having a heart-to-heart with the one and only Mary Horn or writing a paper or an email that you are CERTAIN will never be read by anyone. But despite the outrageous demands of college life, you're fully committed to the education system, because you landed a full-time position with Teach For America!! Looks like you're TFA’s new TF-BAE haha get it

Christina Burke
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You got: Jonathan Harper

You got Jonathan Harper! You're a tireless worker who keeps a meticulously precise schedule to maximize working efficiency. On a typical day you can be found at the…. honestly we don't know. Hanging out with you is a lot like playing a game of “Where’s Waldo?” Except your wardrobe consists mostly of business casual attire instead of a candy cane shirt and hat. You bring the dance parties to life with your DJ skills and are well-versed in other sociocultural movements due to your extensive Plan II training and lifelong obsession with K-Pop.

Jonathan Harper
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You got: Katie Henderson

You're the one in charge; the queen bee; the matriarch; the big kahuna. You spend most of your time thinking about your next big ~exotic~ trip and the artsy pictures you'll get to take. You're the funniest person in your friend group and are low-key waiting for the perfect opportunity to launch your own British talk show, Crumpets with Katie. You hope that the Queen will one day respond to your birthday party invitation and give you a tour of her palace grounds. But until that day comes, you’re content to spend time at various coffee shops sipping different brews and munching on vegetarian snacks.

Katie Henderson
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You got: Kim Gabosch

You are the most passionate person in your friend group. On a typical day you can be found cranking out an incredibly creative project in studio or getting down to this.sick.beat (clap clap clap) with the dance team. You're the Steelers’ #1 fan and you don't let anyone talk crap about them no no uh uh don't even play. Your life motto is “I don't need sleep; sleep needs me.” You’re a spunky, feisty ball of energy who isn’t afraid of a challenge. As a matter of fact, you once beat Matt Stone in a dunking contest when he thought the crown was surely his due to your small stature. Boy will he be remembering that EMBARRASSMENT for quite some time!!

Kim Gabosch
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You got: Matt Stone

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…. you were born. That's right! The past 23 years have been full of fond memories, exciting adventures, and those 7-compartment containers that you can use to organize which pills to take on which day of the week. But despite the generational differences between you and your fellow college students, you have set yourself apart as a #champion #athlete due to your supreme skill on the basketball court. Your wardrobe selection ranges from the snazziest of suits to that one pair of jorts that we all know and love. On a typical day you can be found having a deep spiritual conversation with one of your guys or engaging in a petty argument with Sam Dunegan or Lauren Peters.

Matt Stone
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You got: Sarah Henkel

You are the one and only Sarah Henkel! You really identify with Pitbull, because, like him, you have also traveled the world and everybody calls you Ms. Worldwide. You spent much of your life in Scotland and are always ready to show off some of your experience as a classy European. You live in the fairy tale wonderland known as the Scottish Rite Dormitory. Fun fact: did you know that Disney modeled Cinderella‘s castle off of SRD? I sure didn't! Chances are you can be found spending time on class work to count towards one of your ⋅T⋅H⋅R⋅E⋅E⋅ majors. If you're not studying then you're probably taking up a classic grandma hobby, like baking or quilting.

Sarah Henkel
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You got: Sydney Bobb

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Honestly no because summer in Texas is just a sweaty death sentence so let's shy away from that comparison and leave it to the people groups who live in more temperate climates. Idk that wasn't relevant but it's fine because you're Sydney Bobb! You like to look at pictures of dogs and make even the smallest situation humorous. You probably still don't know who your buddy camps are thanks to the #Winter2016FluEpidemic but you'll figure it out. On a typical day you can be found watching your client’s dog while they work out or binge-watching Netflix documentaries about potpourri or other scented flora.

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You got: Tim Barber

Uh oh, SpaghettiOs; looks like you’re the ultimate DAD of them all. You must be Tim Barber. Tbh you've probably spent the last 14 hours color-coding a spreadsheet that nobody else will ever see but it's fine. This is the only way you can cope with Blair being away for the semester. :/ You operate with extreme precision and like to think that you have high standards (even though those standards are mostly arbitrary and extremely subjective). When you get even slightly bothered by the most minor inconvenience, you let out a specific sound chosen from a wide range of guttural throat tones that can properly express your frustration. You shamelessly drop all of your academic responsibilities when a social opportunity arises and do all you can to be a ~mentor~ to the young’uns.

Tim Barber
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