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The 12 Pets Of Christmas

You know the deal, your true love sent you a bunch of stuff in the lead-up to Christmas. Your postman thinks your true love is nuts. There are better ways to say Merry Christmas to your beloved this year, like a whole calendar of you with Three's CalendarMe.

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1. On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: a cat that destroyed my Christmas tree.

I would have preferred this guy though…

2. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: two tigery loves.

Dat little pink tongue…
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Dat little pink tongue…

3. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: three French chiens.

Wouaf! Wouaf! Wouaf!

4. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: four chillin' birds.

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'Sup.

5. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: five cats just doing this.

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Just this forever.

6. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: six puppies playing.

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And one that wasn't really doing much.

7. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: seven dogs that probably aren't friends in real life.

"HONESTLY, TRUE LOVE: NO MORE DOGS. THANKS BUT Y'KNOW."
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"HONESTLY, TRUE LOVE: NO MORE DOGS. THANKS BUT Y'KNOW."

8. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen

"That's almost all of Santa's reindeer! My true love ruined Christmas for everyone!"
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"That's almost all of Santa's reindeer! My true love ruined Christmas for everyone!"

9. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: this dog and about nine biscuits he wasn't allowed to eat.

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More dogs. More. Dogs.

10. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: one dog suffering from ten hangovers at once.

The Christmas-Party Spirit Animal.
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The Christmas-Party Spirit Animal.

11. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: this guinea pig to make up for all the dogs.

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Sorta worked. Sorta.

12. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: my true love... in a box?

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Love is weird. More dogs please.

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