1. On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: a cat that destroyed my Christmas tree.
I would have preferred this guy though…
2. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: two tigery loves.
3. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: three French chiens.
Wouaf! Wouaf! Wouaf!
4. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: four chillin' birds.
5. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: five cats just doing this.
6. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: six puppies playing.
7. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: seven dogs that probably aren't friends in real life.
8. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen
9. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: this dog and about nine biscuits he wasn't allowed to eat.
10. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: one dog suffering from ten hangovers at once.
11. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: this guinea pig to make up for all the dogs.
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: my true love... in a box?
