1. We’ve Got Tons Of Prior Experience
Here we are during happier times, when we were both employed. Just try and tell us we don’t look like the two most qualified guys on the planet.
2. We’re Masters Of Disguise
3. We’ll Supply The Minivan
We’ve got a sweet Chevy Astro Van just waiting to burn some oil.
4. We’re Dedicated
We’ve even taken on work at the nearest Sonic. You’ve got to admit, we look pretty great in uniform.
5. We Have The Entire Menu Memorized
Not just anyone can say they know the entire Sonic menu inside and out. If Sonic was a University, we’d be graduating with honors.
6. We Can Make A Song Out Of Anything
7. We’re Highly Motivated
Just look at this picture of us climbing a mountain. (not photoshopped)
8. We’re Not Currently Doing Anything
Basically, since we lost our jobs as the Sonic guys, it’s been pretty depressing. Now we spend our days sitting around, trying to get people to read our sign.
9. We’re Willing To Go Into Uncharted Dessert Territory
Willing to go where no two guys have gone before.
10. We Even Wrote A Song
about how badly we want our jobs back.