1. Plan ahead in times of peril.
2. Don't be a jerk-off in someone else's bathroom.
3. Never answer this question.
4. Always clean up after yourself.
5. Becoming famous will reward you handsomely.
6. Have AT LEAST two of these on hand at all times.
7. Don't tempt Satan.
8. Share your snacks.
9. Don't piss off Emma Watson.
Like, for real.
10. Ration out the important stuff.
11. Don't allow your friends to make fashion mistakes.
12. And when in need, drinking your own pee is actually pretty good.
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