Creepily Accurate! Pick A Card And I'll Tell You Why Your Ex Dumped You

This is for the Editorial Fellowship.

Hi there! I'm a tarot reader, and I know your life. Muhahaha! With your ex in mind, pick a card from 1 to 6 and I'll tell why he or she dumped you.

KG

Be sure to pick the card that first "speaks" to you! Then scroll down to the card you selected to see why you were dumped by your ex.

Got your number? Great! Let's get to your reading.

Card #1: Your Ex Dumped You Because You Played Too Many Games

Your card is The 5 of Swords. This tells me your ex felt as if you were a big fan of the ever-so-popular "Who Cares Less" game when it comes to love. You're perhaps the type to ignore a text for 6 hours if your partner fails to respond in 30 minutes. Maybe you have a tendency to always try to get the last word. Maybe infidelity was an issue.

Whatever it was, you were taking the "hard to get" game to a whole 'nother level, and your ex was just sick and tired of it. There was just too much one-upmanship and you simply always desired to have the upperhand in the relationship - the one who "cared less."

Card #2: Your Ex Dumped You Because You Were too Pessimistic

Your card is The Star Reversed. This tells me that your ex dumped you because you were often too down in the dumps. There was something about you that emanated despair, hopelessness, and pessimism. At best, you simply didn't have a modicum of optimism about the future, but at worst, you may have suffered through some depressive episodes, and it was all too much too handle.

Card #3: Your Ex Dumped You Because You Had Difficulties Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone

Your card is The 8 of Cups Reversed. This tells me you had a tendency to be stagnant in your life - you had difficulties detaching yourself from situations that did not serve you. As a result, you didn't seek to change your situation or move on from whatever unsatisfactory situation you were in. You stayed stuck in a space - both physically and mentally - that was emotionally unsatisfying, and you didn't take the initiative to move forward and walk away.

There may have also been a fear of change and a fear of displacing one's self.

Card #4: Your Ex Dumped You Because You're a Space Cadet

Your card is The 7 of Cups Reversed. This tells me that your ex felt you had your head in the clouds and you never really came down to earth. You may have been idealistic, unrealistic, and slightly naive. "Ignorance is bliss" is a cliche your ex may have muttered to you once or twice. You lacked groundedness and perceptiveness.

You may have also been a bit too bizarre and a little strange - maybe even slightly crazy. But hey, not my fault that your ex can't handle your unique awesomeness!

Card #5: Your Ex Dumped You Because You Couldn't Embrace Your Own Sexy

Your card is The Empress Reversed. This tells me that your ex felt that you lacked a healthy self-image and you had troubles embracing your sexuality. There's a chance that, instead of learning to love your flaws, you allowed them to get the best of you. You may have been very self-conscious and felt as if you lacked perfection. Well of course you're not perfect! No one is!

You may have felt you "let yourself go," and you were concerned about your weight, skin, hair - and whatever else - but the only thing that you really "let go" is your confidence.

This card is also describes a blockage to motherhood - so one of you may have wanted kids and the other did not.

Card #6: Your Ex Dumped You Because Something Unpleasant Was Revealed to Them

Your card is The Sun. This tells me that something was revealed to your ex that made them want to throw in the towel. You may have dropped a bomb on them or something that was once a secret was unveiled. As they always say, what's done in the dark will always come out into the light.

This card can also describe someone who is very self-centered, narcissistic, and/or needy for attention.

Did any of this resonate with you? Comment below!