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Time to solve this case through a proper interrogation.

Who Killed Matt?

Hi, my name is Detective Mike Hawk, level 5 furry. I just have a few questions. Do you know why I brought you in today?

Do you know a Matt Deal?

He was found dead last night.

Could you tell me where you were between the hours of 12AM - 3AM?

Do you have anyone who can back up your story?

Does this razor look familiar.

It was the murder weapon.

Did you have any issues with the victim.

Would you agree to a lie detector?

Let's test if it's working. Do you think I'm cute.

Did you kill Matt?

You took the fall, but Noel did the crime. The last person anyone would have suspected. Noel pulled the whole thing off, and there ain't nothing you can do about it. Enjoy prison, dipshit.

Noel

The goatee really says it all. Taylor killed the one person who actually wanted him as a friend, and didn't even think of what this will do to his chances to watch future Predator hockey games irl.

Taylor

Seth

He thought he'd go viral on You Now, not like... viral viral. The lad killed himself for clout :(

Matt

Wait, are you Matt? Why were you so rude? And who is this dead person?

No one

Sorry for bringing you in today. I'm sure we'll find that boy's killer eventually. Here, take this Smoothie King punch card. I'm two away from a free regular sized smoothie, and it's the least I can do.

Someone, but it ain't you.

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