1. This Hamburger Sweater
2. This Yawning Cat Candle
3. This Cat Glass
4. This Cat Shower Curtain
5. This Cat Pin
6. These Cat Nappin' Pillows
7. These Cat Finger Gloves
8. This Cat Fanny Pack
Conclusion
Cats are probably the rulers of the world, given how they've wrapped humans into serving them like gods, but hey, at least there are some great gifts possible because of the subservience.