1. A Christmas sloth sweater to sloth up the tree
2. A stuffed moose sweater that’ll remind you that taxidermy is still bad
3. A women’s beer pong sweater that’ll improve your game
4. This 1-800-HOHOHO sweater that’ll make you d-rake it in these holidays
5. A sweater that reminds you of the good, old days (which weren’t that good or old for too many)
7. A Hanukkah sweater that spreads the holiday cheer
Ugly Christmas sweaters make the holidays beautiful, warm, and wonderful - just like you!