6 Halloween Ideas that Make People Bow Down Witches

Nothing better than becoming the Halloween Bey Bee

1. OG Candy Rapper

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We get it. You live dangerously. You have been known not to save Microsoft Docs. You aren’t afraid of doing laundry. And you once stuffed your mouth with sour patch kids until you were sure had at least gained half your body weight. Respect. This shirt from Shelfies with a hat and a Flavor Flav (delicious certainly) chain will earn you more street cred, you gangster you.

2. Hand Soap

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Ever stand in the shower and think, “I could use a hand scrubbing my back?” Now, you’ll have just that with these Hand soaps from Design Milk. After, you’ll have to wash your hands of this mess.

2. Holy Guacamole

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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and Earth and then was like, oh, I achieved perfection. He/sh/they/a-burrito-possibly held up the first angel for proof: an avocado. Add a tiara to this shirt to make the even more divine.

4. Freakish Fingers

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It’s your night. You’re going to get their digits. Scarier things have happened in Halloween than getting a hone number. You talk. You impress. Then, when you think you’ve nailed it, they give you these clippings. Finger-licking, eh? Try these easy finger foods puns from Jojebi-Designs.

5. Cereal Killer

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They come in the night. They sneak in through the window. They break in. They have a knife - mostly because a spoon wasn’t available. They drink your milk. They eat your Fruit Loops. They bought this shirt and made a great costume that is almost as good as breakfast.

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Bats may want to suck your blood, but they also are pretty cuddly and cuddly pretties. Look at these cards from BettyTurbo for the proof. They’ll make your blood flow right.

Conclusion

Don't be a vampire, looking for your necks victim. Instead, try some of these great Halloween-puns to make people want to celebrate Halloween with you every day, let alone year.