4. You don’t have a scraggly unkempt beard and/or mustache because your face has the flawless smoothness of a baby’s skin.
Read: You take care of yourself, face included.
8. You smell like a mix of sweet honeysuckle and cool coconut breeze that makes heads spin for miles upon miles.
Read: You’ve got that pleasant hygiene, sister.
9. Your nails are an extension of your inner fabulous self, and you’ve even been mistaken for a hand supermodel.
Read: You don’t have filth-hands.
11. You eat your meal one bite at a time, with dignity and poise.
Read: You’re not a monster.
12. You have more goals and motivation because you know you’re destined to be the ruler of your own universe.
Read: You have full control over your future and happiness.