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Which Emily Are You? (Limited Edition)

I know you're itching to find out...

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  1. Have you picked your nose in the last 24 hours?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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    I don't want to talk about it.
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    I'm picking my nose right now.
  2. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

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    Binaries are unnecessary tools of the patriarchy.
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    Cat person
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    Dog person
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    Both. Duh.
  3. "Admissions Office, this is Emily, I'm a student worker. How can I help you?"

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    "Hi Emily, how are you doing today?"
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    "Just transfer me to Michael Kyle, thanks."
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    -automated message-
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    lol Emily would never answer the phone
  4. Pick your ideal boyfriend:

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    Danny DeVito
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    Ryan Gosling
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    Hillary Rodham Clinton
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    Vicodin.
  5. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?

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    Norwood Young America, MN 55397
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    Peru
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    2 yo mama's house
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    please stop talking to me
  6. What was your superlative in the yearbook?

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    Most Musical
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    danke$t budZ
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    Most Likely To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying
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    wait, Emily who?
  7. Favorite breakfast cereal:

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    I'm Nahal and I eat overnight oats!
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    Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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    Blood Orphans
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    Mom, I can't feel my tongue.
  8. How drunk are you right now?

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    Just a little drunk, tbh
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    200% Sober
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    Why is your face all swirly?
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    Not drunk enough for this shit.
  9. What's your college major?

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    Theater
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    English
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    Women's and Gender Studies
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    Loudly weeping on the 1st Floor of Rolvaag, B.A.
  10. How many 5's would this quiz get on a Tour Guide Evaluation Form?

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    5's across the board-- excellent!
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    I'm really sweaty rn
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    Mostly 5's. A couple 4's.
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    You're fired.
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