1. Talk Trash. A lot of it.
2. Have A Kick Ass Trophy
3. Take It Way Too Seriously
If you've never considered trading things in real life to improve your fantasy team, it doesn't mean enough to you.
4. Humiliate Your Friends
Because if they didn't want to be humiliated they wouldn't have dared challenge you in the sport of kings.*
(*The sport of kings is no longer horse racing, and has become fantasy football. This is a fact.)
5. Avoid El Cuñado
6. Nickname Each Other
7. Ceremony Is A Necessity
8. Make Side Bets
Sometimes you need to prove just how confident you are in your fantasy football prowess. At times like those, side bets must be made.