10 Signs You Should Be A Witch Hunter

There's more to hunting witches than just hunting witches.

1. You've played video games your whole life.

You're all about that dungeon raiding, up until four in the morning, just one more side-quest action.

2. You've always been up for some cosplay action...

In this case Vin Diesel here is cosplaying as a "Bondi Hipster" witch hunter with man bun.

3. ...even when going to see the latest fantasy movie, you and your mates will cosplay for it.

Even if no one else does, screw them, you're looking badass. Just make sure security knows it's a fake sword not a real one.

4. You love a good scented candle.

You'll buy a cheeky scented candle from the markets. And the lady selling it to you will think it's for your girlfriend. But it's not it's just for your room.

5. You'll read anything, including 2,000-page books that are only one in a series of 2,000-page books that make up a trilogy.

You'll read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in a week. Then again the following week.

6. You've got a lot of experience in the whole action-fantasy genre already.

Maybe you've been a Batman fan (or even helped him as a butler *cough*) but you know your way around some pretty bizarre situations and even weirder villains.

7. You're pretty perceptive to BS.

"I don't smoke." "Why you always lying?"

8. You're so perceptive you've mastered the "I know you're BSing" face.

As seen in action here by the masters of taking no BS Elijah Wood and Michael Caine.

9. You're not afraid to hurt someone if they mention that "fantasy stuff" sucks because they don't know what they're even talking about.

"You know nothing. And now I'm going to hurt you."

10. And finally you've been practicing your sweet fighting skills in front of a mirror for years and have an "I just kicked your butt" victory pose perfected.

Like Vin here with the "Drop down on one knee you're done" pose.

Check out Vin Diesel as The Last Witch Hunter, an epic action adventure about an immortal witch hunter who must battle against an uprising of witches in modern-day New York. Also starring Michael Caine, Elijah Wood, and Rose Leslie. Out now.

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All images courtesy of The Last Witch Hunter