12 Signs You're Secretly A Terrible Person

You know who you are...

1. You take more than one free sample at the grocery store.

They're for everybody IF you don't eat them all!

2. You have a vanity license plate, and you're super proud of it.

C'mon, man.

3. You've never bothered to learn anything about your coworkers...

Rude.

4. ...and you refuse to chip in for office birthdays.

Seriously?! Who does that?

5. The only cause you care about is what caused your hangover.

And how you can prevent one tonight.

6. You never offer to be the designated driver for your crew...

Your trick is to get drunk before anyone can ask you to drive.

7. ...but you're also a horrible drunk passenger.

UGH. You're the worst.

8. You have zero respect for anyone's personal space.

Clipping your toenails at the table is the second grossest thing you've done today.

9. You don't care if your actions hurt anyone (or anything).

What? How? Why?

10. You know exactly how to press your friends' buttons.

And you LOVE doing it.

11. Your insult game is always on point.

It's the top skill listed on your resume.

12. You invent hashtags for yourself and use them in everyday conversation.

YOU MONSTER!

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