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14 Signs Someone Is Probably A Serial Killer

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4. They probably open cupboard doors and just leave them hanging open like it's fine.

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The opposite of what this guy is doing. Unwillingness to accept responsibility for actions is what you need to write on your pass-agg sticky note.

5. They call wine "vino", and even though they're British they pronounce "chorizo" with a th sound.

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This shows a lack of behavioural control, because that is just straight-up terrible behaviour. We're living in a society here. Although some might consider it superficially charming.

8. They use their phone to make a phone call instead of just sending a text message.


It's 2015. This is now classified as "cunning/manipulative" because we don't know how to respond to phone calls now and will end up agreeing to go to a party we don't want to go to.

9. They do a lot of gardening, but the garden never seems to look any different.

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Displays either impulsivity or, if we're getting right down to it, burying bodies in the dark while you're inside watching the telly.

13. They will brazenly eat anything and everything in your fridge, especially the cheese, and never even buy a loaf of bread.


A parasitic lifestyle common among two demographics: serial killers and regular housemates.

Sometimes everyone around you seems like they could be a serial killer. In Ryan Hardy's career, he's not wrong. Catch The Following on March 7 at 9.00pm on Sky Atlantic.

Information on how to spot a psychopath from this source.