1. A Cat Hair Necklace
You already get it all over your clothes... There's no reason to wear it around your neck too.
2. Fake Braces
Because nothing says "fashion" like painful middle school memories.
3. A Knitted Cover for Your Motorcycle
Just because you can crochet everything, doesn't mean you should.
4. A Purple Double Poncho
5. Zebra Fish Tank Platform Shoes
6. A Raw Meat Necklace
7. A Pair of Hand-Knitted Leisure Pants
8. Cabbage Patch Earmuffs
Lets take a moment to realize that two Cabbage Patch Dolls died for this sin.
9. A Head-to-Toe Taxidermy Getup
10. Metallic Meggings
Now there's nothing wrong with a tight fit...but it should look like it actually fits.
11. Live Pet Jewelry
Comes with a free lifetime supply of animal droppings.