12 Reasons The Men Of "Insurgent" Will Ruin You For All Other Men

You’ve officially been warned. Don’t miss out, and make sure to check out The Divergent Series: Insurgent, now on Blu-ray, DVD & Digital HD.

1. First of all, if you're grossed out by physical perfection, these guys probably won't do it for you.

This is Four BTW. Four, as in, "fource of nature," "fourever yours," and "wanna fournicate."

2. They're so swoonworthy that they'll legit make your insides start melting uncontrollably. In a good way.

Which sounds bad. It might not be safe. We recommend it.

3. They're not just about physical perfection either -- they've got brains as well as beauty.

We love it when you talk nerdy.

4. They're good with kids.

Which is valuable information to have, since they'll be FATHERING YOURS.

5. Admittedly, they do have a dark side. Naughty, even. Which is FINE BY YOU.

Ansel. So hot RN.

6. Did we mention that their arms are basically unfair to all other arms? Because...dear god.

Seeing them in all their glory is borderline dangerous.

7. Their smiles pretty much make all other smiles look like miserable Dumpster fires.

We mean...

Dreamy AF.

8. These dudes shirtless > a thousand rainbow unicorns.

*fainted*

9. Into the protective type? THEY'VE GOT YOU COVERED.

Just fantasize that they're fighting over you and try not to blush.

10. Even just a tiny peak at their exquisite faces is pretty glorious, TBH.

Ansel. You tease.

11. They've *totes* perfected the whole "looking straight into your soul" thing.

Instantaneously transforming you into a puddle of liquid longing.

12. So, if you're looking for your soulmate...take note.

Want more? Check out The Divergent Series: Insurgent, now on Blu-ray, DVD & Digital HD.

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