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10 Holidays To Celebrate Instead Of Famous Holidays

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1. May 1: Mother Goose Day instead of May Day

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Celebrate Mother Goose Day by reciting nursery rhymes and, for dinner, cooking a juicy, delicious--oh, um. Salad. Cook a juicy salad.

2. July 4: Sidewalk Egg Frying Day instead of Independence Day

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We'd suggest first laying down a piece of aluminum foil, or ordering eggs that weren't cooked on the street. Your call.

3. September 2, 2013: National Beheading Day instead of Labor Day

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In related holidays, September 3 is Change Your Identity Day, September 4 is Go On The Lam Day, September 5 is Get Caught By Police Day, and September 6 is the anniversary of your life sentence.

7. November 27, 2013: Pins and Needles Day instead of Chanukah

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Celebrate by letting your arm fall asleep and not complaining about it, which is--in fact--an impossible feat.

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