So first of all...what exactly is a "Boss Baby"?
1. My baby cries at all hours of the night, every night. What can I do to function like a normal human being during the day?
2. My son has figured out how to escape from his crib, and it’s happening with alarming regularity. What should I do?
3. My daughter won’t stop pulling on my hair and beard. What do I do?
4. Is my baby purposely aiming for my mouth when he urinates during a diaper change? Has this ever happened to you?
5. Whenever my son cries, his dad feeds him a cookie. Now he's abusing the system and crying on command. How do I stop this madness?
6. I’m doing laundry every other day because I keep getting all sorts of bodily fluids on me. What should I do?
7. Every time I put my baby in a fresh diaper, he poops. Every single time. Is he trying to get inside my head?
8. My son will cry and cry unless I hand over my smartphone and let him entertain himself. Am I being a pushover?
9. I could swear that my identical twin babies were speaking full-blown English to each other. What is going on?
10. My 3-year-old is constantly taking things that don’t belong to him. I admire his sneakiness, but I can’t seem to get him to stop. What do you recommend?
11. How do I stop my toddler from lying so much?
12. My baby dislikes picture books and instead prefers when I read her the newspaper. Is that weird?
13. I recently learned that my baby not only filed her own taxes, but claimed our home as a tax shelter for business purposes. Is this normal?
Catch Lisa Kudrow as the mother of an actual Boss Baby in DreamWorks Animation's The Boss Baby, in theaters March 31!
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