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Which Internet Scam Are You And What Does It Say About Your Intimacy Issues

Which field do you want to visit with your most Cherished One but then decide it was a bad idea and cry hot hot hot tears because this is the moment where you Understand you can not get what you want for a very long time.Just like whatever beautiful thing growing in this field your love is decaying fast

Which era of Anne Hathaway do you want to give you a big wet kiss on your forehead and afterwards murmur "you're my sweetest one"

Pick a Strong Woman to stab you with a Beautiful Ancient Sword that allows her to steal your lifeforce

Now Pick a Gen Zer to stab you with an ancient sword.

Pick someone or something to project all your emotions onto

Pick a very special treat from the Cracker Barrel Store

Choose a Real Life Catfish Episode you think would happen to you?

You're having one of those days where the afternoon stretches on forever, one of those days where time doesn't even feel real. You want to go home but you're already home. Where could you go? When's the last time you went outside? The last time you talked to someone? Have you ever heard your own voice this past week? You need to fill the void of this endless summer afternoon. You decide to check email and you see her message. You're reading it but it's like you're hearing her angelic, sexy, lonely voice. She's lonely just like you and she's beautiful and she wants you. Oh god. somebody wants you. Something good can happen to you. If sexy lonely sexy loneliness woman girl sexy contacts you, you have isolation tendencies because you spend all your time watching human interaction instead of engaging in it. You have a tendency to place people you love on a crumbling pedestal, one that's impossible for them stay on. As much as you want someone, you want to feel superior to someone more. You want someone funny and smart but not as funny and smart as you

Sexy Woman who Suffers from sexy loneliness and is Sexy Baby Girl Lonely, Woman Seeking Man Over 35

You're checking you're email and your heart stops. The subject line reads "Caught You Jerking! You Jerk it! Give Me 350 dollars or I release images of You Jerk it! You Jerk!" Aw Geez! If you got this email you crave physical touch. It doesn't have to be sexual. Just the promise of knowing someone could want you. Someone could not know you but want you. And that's enough for you for now because you don't want more. Which is strange for you because usually, you're someone who wants someone. You can only want because you don't ever act on what you want. And you could! You could! You could talk to that person. But you won't. Because. If someone knows you, they can leave you. Leave you with you. How close are you to you. When is the last time you've looked at yourself?

Caught You Jerking! You Jerk it! Give Me 350 dollars or I release images of You Jerk it! You Jerk!

You get a call from and strange number and since this isn't the 90s you don't answer it. You think that's that but then you check your voicemail and oh my god. it's your mom or your best friend or your grandma it's someone who is someone to you and they need your help or they're not going to be a someone for much longer. If you got a call like this and believed it you have serious intimacy issues. You care too much. You don't think. It's all reflex to love and want to be loved. You let your mind wander off to old relationships and friendships that didn't work out all too easily. The thought of someone you love leaving you causes them to leave you. You can never be by yourself because what happens when you're by yourself? When you don't have someone? When you're just the one. One. One Body. One body. Nobody but one body. Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody Nobody

YOU LOVE ME AND I AM IN A DITCH! WITH MY LAPTOP. GIVE ME 1000 DOLLARS SO I CAN GET OUT OF DITCH. YOU LOVE ME

You're walking home from work and you have a weird voicemail. You had a terrible day and need something to feel like a person again. Funny. This person isn't speaking english. Funny. You've never heard a voice sound this rough before. Funny. Each word spoken sends a shiver down your spine. Funny. You think you hear screams in the background. Funny. Is it even in the background. Funny. The scream sounds so close to you. Funny The scream sounds like its coming from inside of you. Funny. You can see the woman talking when you close your eyes. Funny. She shakes her head. Funny. The scream does not belong to her. She nods her head. Funny. She is giving the scream to you. Funny. You open your arms. Funny. She speaks with your voice. Funny. You scream. Funny. You're surrounded. If you get a message like this you have trouble feeling like you're a human. You have trouble feeling contained in a body. You can have relationships but you get swept in them so quickly. Things that take most people time to reveal, you share right away. As soon as you do, you feel like you've down something awful. As if you've done a terrible thing to another person by letting them know you. You can be known. You can scream. \*SPECIAL THANKS TO MY BEST FRIEND HANNAH WHO DID THE LATIN Translation. FANGZ HANNAH XOXOOX P.S DO YOU HAVE MY SWEATER?\*

Nos Sent Humani! Nobis Suppetia! O faber. Nobis suppetia. Mihi numerum socialem securum da!

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Which Internet Scam Are You And What Does It Say About Your Intimacy Issues

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