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What Would You Do? The London Transport Edition

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  1. 1. You see someone with their feet up on the train at Barking. Do you...

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    Shout "I HATE YOU AND YOUR FEET" in their face.
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    Quietly seethe.
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    Shrug – let them do what they want.
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    Passive-aggressively Tweet about them.
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1. You see someone with their feet up on the train at Barking. Do you...
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    Shout "I HATE YOU AND YOUR FEET" in their face.
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    Quietly seethe.
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    Shrug – let them do what they want.
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    Passive-aggressively Tweet about them.
  1. 2. Someone just got on your bus with a HUGE bag. What're YOU gonna do?

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    Mumble obscenities.
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    Take a picture of them so you can print it out and hate them later.
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    Accept that it's just "one of those things".
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    Explain that they should take other people's comfort into consideration too.
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2. Someone just got on your bus with a HUGE bag. What're YOU gonna do?
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    Mumble obscenities.
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    Take a picture of them so you can print it out and hate them later.
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    Accept that it's just "one of those things".
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    Explain that they should take other people's comfort into consideration too.
  1. 3. There's an elephant trying to get on your tram, man. What are you gonna do?

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    Freak out – "THAT'S AN ELEPHANT!"
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    Freak out – "I WENT BACK IN TIME!"
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    Freak out – "I FORGOT THERE WERE TRAMS IN LONDON!"
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    Take a picture. Take all the damn pictures.
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3. There's an elephant trying to get on your tram, man. What are you gonna do?
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    Freak out – "THAT'S AN ELEPHANT!"
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    Freak out – "I WENT BACK IN TIME!"
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    Freak out – "I FORGOT THERE WERE TRAMS IN LONDON!"
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    Take a picture. Take all the damn pictures.
  1. 4. Some dude is straight-up manspreading on your carriage. There is ZERO room now. Do you...

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    Give him the evil eye. Give him a great, big evil eye.
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    Admit that you feel physically intimidated and move. Screw him.
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    Ask "Do you mind?" again and again until ~results~ happen.
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    Spread your own. Counter-spread.
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4. Some dude is straight-up manspreading on your carriage. There is ZERO room now. Do you...
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    Give him the evil eye. Give him a great, big evil eye.
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    Admit that you feel physically intimidated and move. Screw him.
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    Ask "Do you mind?" again and again until ~results~ happen.
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    Spread your own. Counter-spread.
  1. 5. Some person on the Central line keeps looking over your shoulder at your newspaper. It's been happening a lot, actually. What up?

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    Say "Excuse me – could you please not?"
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    "Accidentally" elbow him in the arm when the train comes to a halt.
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    Start writing "HEY DUDE, BACK OFF" onto your hand.
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    Feel bad for him. Maybe he's just bored. Poor guy.
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5. Some person on the Central line keeps looking over your shoulder at your newspaper. It's been happening a lot, actually. What up?
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    Say "Excuse me – could you please not?"
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    "Accidentally" elbow him in the arm when the train comes to a halt.
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    Start writing "HEY DUDE, BACK OFF" onto your hand.
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    Feel bad for him. Maybe he's just bored. Poor guy.
  1. 6. Someone is eating super smelly food on your bus. It is, like, seriously bad. What now?

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    Shout "HEY, D'YA MIND? SMELLS LIKE HELL" at them.
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    Pray for rain to wash their sins away.
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    Shake it off. It's just dinner.
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    Do a little cry. Tweet your woes. Watch the favourites roll in.
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6. Someone is eating super smelly food on your bus. It is, like, seriously bad. What now?
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    Shout "HEY, D'YA MIND? SMELLS LIKE HELL" at them.
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    Pray for rain to wash their sins away.
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    Shake it off. It's just dinner.
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    Do a little cry. Tweet your woes. Watch the favourites roll in.
  1. 7. Someone in front of you is fiddling with their Oyster card. Do you...

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    Breathe REALLY LOUDLY so they know you're PATIENTLY WAITING.
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    Say "Well, you should've had your card ready..."
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    Tell them to hold their card on the reader more clearly.
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    Jump in front of them. Show them how it's done.
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7. Someone in front of you is fiddling with their Oyster card. Do you...
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    Breathe REALLY LOUDLY so they know you're PATIENTLY WAITING.
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    Say "Well, you should've had your card ready..."
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    Tell them to hold their card on the reader more clearly.
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    Jump in front of them. Show them how it's done.
  1. 8. You're on the Piccadilly line at Manor House and someone is listening to their music REALLY loud. What do you do?

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    Pray for their swift eardrum-rupture comeuppance.
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    Start dancing in time to the hi-hats. Might as well make the most of it.
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    Bite your tongue until Caledonian Road.
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    Passive-aggressively sleep.
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8. You're on the Piccadilly line at Manor House and someone is listening to their music REALLY loud. What do you do?
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    Pray for their swift eardrum-rupture comeuppance.
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    Start dancing in time to the hi-hats. Might as well make the most of it.
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    Bite your tongue until Caledonian Road.
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    Passive-aggressively sleep.
  1. 9. OK, so there's a serious lack of seats on your bus, but you're enjoying yours. It has great views. A woman enters, she may or may not be pregnant. What should you do?

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    Put your headphones in. Avert eyes forever and ever.
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    Give up the seat – what if she's pregnant?
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    Cautiously gesture to your seat, hoping she doesn't see you.
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    Just give up the seat, dude – who cares if she's pregnant? It's a nice thing to do.
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9. OK, so there's a serious lack of seats on your bus, but you're enjoying yours. It has great views. A woman enters, she may or may not be pregnant. What should you do?
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    Put your headphones in. Avert eyes forever and ever.
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    Give up the seat – what if she's pregnant?
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    Cautiously gesture to your seat, hoping she doesn't see you.
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    Just give up the seat, dude – who cares if she's pregnant? It's a nice thing to do.
 
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