10 Things you probably do if you use Tinder.

If you're swiping for a hook up or the real deal...You'll probably relate to something in this list.

1. When you swipe right on a hottie, you linger for a little longer in the hope of seeing the 'It's a Match!' screen.

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And are momentarily dissapointed if you don't, before continuing to swipe...

2. *Always* swipe right when you see someone you know IRL. Just for the lols. Mostly.

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But maybe you can move them out of the friendzone?

3. Immediately stalk someone you have 'Common connections' with on Facebook

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I mean, why else do would they tell you that?!

4. You've accidentely swiped right on someone you really *don't* fancy

Then cross your fingers that it's not a match.

5. Accidently swiped left on someone you really *do* fancy.

And hope that they come up again when you're paying more attention.

6. Swiped in a public place like on the bus or station, and not given a rats ass who can see.

Yes I am perving on Tinder profiles Dorris. I'll let you decide if I'm horny or lonely.

Both. I'm both, Dorris.

7. Got angry at Tinders shitty GPS for showing you anyone VISITING your chosen radius, rather than people who actually fucking live in it.

6 miles away soon becomes 1097 miles away....

8. Match with someone, then wait for them to message. And keep waiting until ultimately, you forget you even matched with them.

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And still wonder why your single...

9. And when you do strike up a conversation with a hottie, you've realised that they have the conversational skills of a wet lettuce.

Hi, u k?

10. Let Tinder make you feel even more lonely than you were before swiping.

Excuse me while I go and cry into a tub of ice cream while deciding what kind of cat I should buy.

Thanks Tinder. Thanks.